Goal For The Green

While visiting Living Well Naturally, I came across this post I just had to share with you !  I just wanted to share a few laughs……….

Humor for us aging “Boomers”

Here’s a little humor to brighten your day, especially for us baby boomers who are aging by the minute. Some of the artists of the 60’s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

They include:

Bobby Darin —
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ a Flash.

Herman’s Hermits —
Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker .

Ringo Starr —
I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

The Bee Gees — –
How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

Roberta Flack—
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash —
I Can’t See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon—
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores —
Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye —
Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Procol Harem—
A Whiter Shade of Hair.

Leo Sayer —
You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations —
Papa’s Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba—
Denture Queen.

Tony Orlando —
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy —
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

Leslie Gore—
It’s My Procedure, and I’ll Cry If I Want To.

Willie Nelson —
On the Commode Again

(author unknown)

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What Do Physicians Really Think Of The Bailout?

Allergists voted to scratch it, and the
Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it,
but the
Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of
nerve, and the
Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a
misconception. The
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. The
Pathologists yelled, ‘Over my dead body!’ while the
Pediatricians said, ‘Oh, grow up!’ The
Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the
Radiologists could see right through it, and the
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole
thing.
Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and
the
Plastic Surgeons said, This puts a whole new face on
the matter.’ The
Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the
Urologists felt the scheme wouldn’t hold water.
Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas,
and the
Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no. In the
end, the
Proctologists left the decision up to some assholes in
Washington

(author unknown)

I just wanted to share this before the new administration takes office on Tuesday 🙂

Posted by Round the water cooler with Sketch 12/14/2008